What is this chicken thinking?

[LittleBits]

If you think for a MINUTE that we're gonna listen to YOU, then you need a new brain. Get a bird-brain next time. They are MUCH more efficient. Since I AM the spokesman here, I SAY you are barking, ('scuse me, clucking, 'scuse me - what's that language you speak?) up the wrong tree, so go find a different tree, Miss Non-Bird-Brain Human Thing You!

 

[theoldchick]

that's a pretty good rant---for a chicken.

 

[Reurra]

Ok what wise guy put olives in the pasta salad, it was supposed to be pill bugs!?! And where is the potato salad?! I ordered potato for this picnic! Oh!! And would you look at that?! Someone pooped on the napkins!! Of all the nerve!! Im never going to invite the Mertelsons here ever again!

 

[Nutcase]

What are they thinking?



Old Martha

Post-dustbath

 

[theoldchick]

What is Patches and her 2 hen mates thinking?

Hey! Farmer! You better feed us or we'll go broody!

 

[theoldchick]

What are they thinking?

Why am I the only one who does all the work around here?

 

[3chickchicks]

[chickens chanting] On strike, shut it down! GEvans farm is a union town!

 

[froggiesheins]

OH GOODNESS, Gotta bump this GEM forward so we can all see it again!

 

[sumi]

Quote: Yeah, that one was good!

 

[CinnamonQueen]

What are they thinking?

Are you back with the mealworms yet?

Back two hens: (whispering) Yeah, they didn't even bring any food! What do they think, we'll lay eggs just cause they want us to?? No way!
Front hen: Hey, let me try something....

Won't you give a poor little hen some well-deserved treats?

No? Okay then. YOU WILL GIVE ME MEALWORMS OR DIE, silly human!!