Do these feathers make my butt look big?

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Do these feathers make my butt look big?
Someday when I get bigger, I'm gonna put you in a horrid jail like this!
Oh yeah, right there. That's the spot.
Hey Bird, if you get away from your human, here I am.
20 to life, just for pecking her hand
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAKLAHOMA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where the wind comes rushing down the plains !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did I get any dirt on my bum?
yup very disgustingYeah, I got to reach in and grab the fresh poo. I noticed it when I took the pic. Nothing like warm poo on the fingers.
Which way do I go?