What is this chicken thinking?

[froggiesheins]

It's probably not right... being that I am a serious Derp lover...

I know I am biased but these captions are just PERFECT!!!!

 

[froggiesheins]

Hey Baby, are you wondering if I'm a natural blue???  Oh yeah, come check out these feathers!  Eat your heart out Stan.

GAWD that boy is HANDSOME!!!!

 

[artsyrobin]

 

[theoldchick]

Is Stan out there?

Back off! He's mine!

 

[theoldchick]

Yeah, I'm Stan the Man!

 

[fishnet1971]

If you stare at me long enough, I look like a loaf of bread.


2.
Now that I have the leaf, what do I do with it? I love you leaf.

3.
Oh chair, my chair... I love you chair. Whats that spot on my chair, I think I will stare.

4.
Oh, fud lady, right there, thats it, oh... oh... oh.... (like how a dog love an ear scratch) I love you fud lady.





you can not get any get any better than those quotes. priceless and PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love the Derp. Just looooveee the Derp.

 

[fishnet1971]

And 'Bird thinks????? (yea, he actually does once in awhile too...)

 

[TurtlePowerTrav]

And 'Bird thinks????? (yea, he actually does once in awhile too...)


Staring contest, winner gets the beer

Doooo your wattles hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

The engine is too clean, let me put some of my "graffiti" on it

Let's go get Stan and go cruizin for chicks

 

[Stumpy]

<<Doooo your wattles hang low, do they wobble to and fro?>>

 

[PrairieChickens]

"Move, I'm trying to see what's outside."
"You move, I'm trying to see what's inside!"