What is this chicken thinking?

[ChickadeeRanch]

Tonight on Chick-to-Roo with your host, One-eyed- Willie , we'll investigate the unusual disappearence of Fred's head

Wonder how long he'll last!

 

[Nickeyo]

Ok, the dog is almost here. Get ready... 3.... 2.... 1.... Bombs away!!!

ha lol, so good

Tonight on Chick-to-Roo with your host, One-eyed- Willie , we'll investigate the unusual disappearence of Fred's head

ha funny

I know this is really uncreative but
COCK A DOODLE DOO

best one yet, uncreative but so true

 

[ChickadeeRanch]

What you lookin at?
OR
Did you take my egg again?!

 

[taizen living]

Seriously, the treat lady needs to get better at treat placement, I can find them anywhere

I aint up to nothin! Crate what crate? Bauky sounds? from the crate? Nope, didn't hear that. must be my tummy.... now what about my treat?

Say it... SAY IT... Say you love chickens ... see what's left of the worm on my beak... HE didn't say it.

That famous British Streaker stole my idea

I thoroughly checked your garden for worms today, I got nothin...

chickie: keep up with me here. 'you put your left foot out... no... no.. no, your other left'

Sing with me now... 'Don't Worry, Be happy !'

Chicken: Kids, you were supposed to be UNDER the box to move it. Now how will I get those worms?

OOooohhhhhmmmmmm......OOoOooooooohhhhmmmmm....OOoohhhhmmmmm .. HEY, you're blocking my sun! ... OOOoohhhmmmm

 

[Ducclelover10]

What is this poor chicken thinking?

 

[DURR]

What is this poor chicken thinking?

CAN'T MOVE!!! GET IT OFFFFFF!!

 

[MaryRuthLangdon]

What is this poor chicken thinking?

I KNOW I saw a bug... where did it go?????

 

[taizen living]

Bud here to show you how to catch a bug anywhere. Reality TV doesn't fully demonstrate my bug abilities. Blend in with the environment then stalk, stalk, BAUck BAUCK. stalk , stalk.

Three chickies : "No way am I going in there", "me neither", "are you crazy? "
Loner chickie: "Yeah guys, DON'T come in here!!! " nothing ventured nothing gained- FOOOD hehehehehe

"Hey, hey, the sky just fell. It looks so .... weird"

Chicken calling out to the dog: "Yo, RANGER, you're LEAKING!"

"Yeah, so you put that ping pong ball in the other box... what am I supposed to do with THAT? I can't play ping pong, I don't have opposable thumbs let alone hands! What were you thinking?"

This place is more locked down, electrified, and boarded up than san quentin.... I still have an escape plan and I'm not tellin you!

Hey, human, just keep smiling, maybe it'll go away... what do you mean? I am smiling...

Chicken in the fore ground yelling out to goat: " Okay Rufus, a little to the left... no.. a little to the right.. wait.. left... right... left right. Now kick, " chicken chuckling to her self

chicken number one: I ordered mine without the whitestuff
chicken number two: I got this
chicken number three: this isn't apple?
chicken number four: Save me some, I was told I had to eat my vegetable first.. since when is dandelion a vegetable? Isn't this a vegetable
chicken number two: no clucking with your mouth full

You too can look as beautiful as me, for only $19.95 or 20 lbs of worms delivered to me, I help you achieve the windblown chicken litesocket look the roo's go crazy for!

Hey!!! Someone laid an egg!!! Did you hear me, someone laid an egg!! Dang it, now i have to go outsi... wait a minute FOOOD!
(chickens chuckle amongst themselves: he falls for that ping pong ball every time)

Excuse me human, but I'm the border safety patrol and your gate looks unlatched and unsafe from up here. Were you aware you have a hole in your gate, right there?

 

[taizen living]

Stan clucking down to his chick: Son, someday you too will have asymetrical wattles, perfect eyes and a comb like mine, you just gotta believe in yourself

I learned this yoga pose from a friend of mine. You know him, that green fella with a hard hat?

I have something stuck in my throat..

Stan? STAN? *(muffled) stan, r u in there?* Why does Stan keep running away from us?

I shouldn't have talked to that chicken for the windblown chicken litesocket look. I'm out 20 lbs of worms for THIS?

I really want those grits, but i just cant knowing about that new rooster Blaze in town. focus. foc..u..s...

"Wasn't that spa awesome?" "I wonder if there's another one?"

I'm spring cleaning, what's it look like i'm doin? Fightin with a spider? That was Stan who broke that off, btw. Just sayin.

Why am i tired? Mommy, why are you quiet? Mommy why is the sun out? Mommy, why are you in the corner? Mommy, what is that part sunny? Mommy, where'd the food go? Mommy... mommy... (mommy learned to sleep with her eyes open)

Ssshhhhh... don't tell Stan about my wattles! I wanna surprise him!

STANNNN, my tail is NOT A worm!!!!!!

 

[theoldchick]

what are these hens thinking?

Bombs away!