What is this chicken thinking?

[TattooedKeeper3]

Some folks need fancy shiny fast cars to do what I do.....


They deck them out with nice looking wheels and give them great looking paint jobs.......



Even with all they I still have them beat with my "huge" chicken feet and a shakein' of my tail feathers.
That's right ladies I came with this sexy color and it enables me to see you smokin' cluck clucks
So use the corvette if you'd like but remember......all you need to do to get down with the ladies is......
,........SHAKE YOUR TAIL FEATHERS, SHAKE'EM GOOD!

 

[TattooedKeeper3]

Margret.....Margret I'm sorry I didn't realize it was Fred in a cat suit. I didn't mean to make you climb into this big tree.
Margret.....why are aren't you talking to me, are you leaving?

 

[Suzie]

OK so exactly where is the maple syrup you promised me if I believed your stupid hunch and followed you up this tree?

 

[fishnet1971]

"honest Martha, I didnt know when Momma was taking us 'hunting' it was for Turkey!!! I know turkey gladys is your best friend! Wait, where are you going? Dont leave me up here in the tree stand alone!~!!"

 

[fishnet1971]

To kick...or not to kick?!

THAT is the question!!

OOoooh the temptation!

"If I do'd it, I get a whoopin'.....*giggles* I do'd it!" *punt*

OMG.. that has got to be the BEST one on here. SOOOO perfect!~!

 

[chirpingcricket]

Ruh roh, she found us. Geez, is there no escaping that blasted camera of hers???? Huhmmm?

 

[Fluffers]

What is this chick thinking?

hello there do you like my feathers I just took a dust bath!

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chick thinking?

I'm too young to be a jailbird!

 

[bikerchicky]

MINE!!! MINE!!!! ALL MINE!!!!

 

[artsyrobin]