What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

What does Terooha the Rooster thinking about this family portrait? And how about Mossy in the lower left, or Goldie on the right foreground?

Rooster: I own these girls.

Mossey: I'm the cutest hen in the flock. This is my best side.

Goldie: She might be the cutest but I rule the rooster.

 

[chickencrazy999]

Ha Ha

 

[LittleBits]

What does Terooha the Rooster thinking about this family portrait? And how about Mossy in the lower left, or Goldie on the right foreground?

Terooha: "LISTEN TO ME! I am the boss here - now everyone get it place."
Mossy: "They are taking all my beautiful color away. Ain't no way I'm gonna cooperate. No way. I want my color back."
Goldie: "I don't know who this new human is or what he's doin' but if he better have treats. Might even smile if he gives me 2 treats."

 

[LittleBits]

What are these gals discussing?


What about this pretty bird?


And Ms. Fluffy Bum?

 

[chickencrazy999]

What are these gals discussing?
Heyy you see that water bowl thing over there. yeah I see it . I dare you to go and peck it

What about this pretty bird?


And Ms. Fluffy Bum? Heyy move out the way my bum is wayyyy fluffier then yours

 

[chickencrazy999]

What is this hen thinking ?

 

[chickencrazy999]

what is she thinking ?

 

[chickencrazy999]

What is this hen thinking ?

 

[WCflockers]

 

[StephieSky]

What does Terooha the Rooster thinking about this family portrait? And how about Mossy in the lower left, or Goldie on the right foreground?

Terooha: “ Just a little bit more to the right, Goldie. There! Right there! Uh huh, perfect. Hold it right there ladies. Nobody move.. and ...Here we go! “ Oh man, just wait till the chicks get a load of this! Whose your daddy now girls!

Mossy: Like nobody is going to be able to see behind that girls hideously ginormous butt to notice mister highfalutin' fancy pants is standing on a brick … I am surrounded by complete imbeciles …

Goldie: “ Camera! Oh my gosh, he's got the camera! Oh my gosh! “ Chest out, chin down, booty up! “ Oh my gosh! Did he take the picture yet? Did he take it? Oh my gosh! This is just so egg-citin! Wait! Wait! Let me get back my pose back! For heavens sake ... “ Chest out, chin down, booty up! Given em the coop eyes!

back right: “What? What? What are we doing? “
back left: wow...somebody needs to check his vent feathers ...