What is this chicken thinking?

[loveourbirds]

What is this chicken thinking?

I hope they aren't trying to vent sex me again.

 

[chirpingcricket]

"Some day my roo will come!"
(I was going to use another word for rooster, but I didn't think that would be appropriate)

 

[chirpingcricket]

What is this chicken thinking?

You see this lead foot, cops love to see me coming in my hot rod, 405!

 

[AmberRex]

What is this chicken thinking?

Die evil fiend! Be warded off by my black magic and ninja abilities. Do not be fooled by my overpowering adorableness......resistance is futile!!!!

 

[AmberRex]

The day that Henny Penny realised that she was lonely, was the day that she spent three hours in one sided conversation with the old feather duster that had been put in the dustbath by mistake.

 

[Reurra]

Im not going in there, theres an octupus!!

 

[Reurra]

Yoga is so much easier when you have someone else do it for you!

 

[Reurra]

Caption this:

This is Little Red Hen reporting for you Live for KBRN from the worm yards of southern sunny California, where it is once again that time of year! The Worm Stomp!! This simple recipe has been handed down for generations since the first egg! Add a few worms, a little water, and stomp, stomp, stomp!! Delicious! What a vintage!!

This is Little Red Hen saying, bottoms up!

Later, on Scoop in the Coop! Ethel claims to have laid a 10 once egg, real or hoax?? Only here on KBRN, your Barnard news!!

 

[theoldchick]

what is this chicken thinking?

Just who do you think you are, just walking in here and snapping photographs? We don't allow that kind of activity in this coop!

 

[theoldchick]

"Seriously. You're not going to wear that off the farm, are you?"