What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Goldie is on the right, Tessa on the left. What are they discussing?

Tessa: I'm on edge here. Back off.

Goldie: Give me your scratch feed and I will.

 

[theoldchick]

What is she thinking?

One day I'll be free.

 

[theoldchick]

What is he thinking?

Don't let this fluff fool you. I'm all rooster.

 

[theoldchick]

What is he thinking?

Ladies! Look at me! Ladies? Where are all my ladies?

 

[theoldchick]

Is that?.....No, it cant be.....It IS!!! The ice cream truck!!! Oh, oh!! Get back here!! I want some ice cream!!! Harold, do something!!

Here I go! I'll mosey as fast as I can Geraldine!



Hurry, Harold!! Hes getting away!!

Sheesh, the things I do for love...*pant puff pant puff wheeze*

 

[cluckcluckluke]

 

[Nutcase]

...

Tessa: Oh goodie! Some greens should help me lose this weight!

 

[Nutcase]

If I fall off this perch and you post it on BYC, I'll set my hens on you. What?? You're saying sitting on these eggs is a waste of time??

 

[Nutcase]

So that who's been leaving those dark pellets for me!

LOL!! Love your captions!

 

[Nutcase]

[Hen on left] Look girls, just stay out of Clive's way for a while. I think Eleanor turned him down again.