What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

What are Rangi and Roha thinking?

Why does Rangi get all the cuddling?! What does he have that I don't? Well Rangi, just wait till I grow up. I am going to eat all your mealworms...you just wait! You will be sorry you were EVER that cute!!!

 

[gryeyes]

Maybe if I sit here twiddling my thumbs long enough I will get my turn in the warm hand.

This is the perfect caption for this photo!

 

[AmberRex]

Look Right.

Look Left. All clear now *takes step forward*

*PIP POP PAP*

Ahhh, ahhh what on EARTH babies! Babies appearing from nowhere. I checked that the road was clear. I checked.


They're only chicks Martin. Come down now and stop over reacting!




No.I will stay here until I want to come down and there is NOTHING that you can do to change my ....... Did you say meal worms????

 

[LittleBits]

Goldie is on the right, Tessa on the left. What are they discussing?

Tessa: "Goldie, my dear friend, we have BOTH got to go on a diet, ya know?"
Goldie: "Speak for yourself, Tessa."
Tessa: "I overheard the humans talking about something called Weight Watchers, ya know?"
Goldie: "Oh?"
Tessa: "I don't get it though - my weight is already right where I can watch it...it's out front, it's to the sides..."
Goldie: "That's for sure."
Tessa: "Speak for yourself, Goldie."

 

[LittleBits]

What are Rangi and Roha thinking?

Chick in hand: "Oh, will you PLEEEEEASE stop squeeeeeeeeeeezing me?"
Chick on right: "I am so nervous, can't stop moving my feet...what if they're gonna squeeeeeeze me? Oh, I'm so nervous... I'm trying not to look....Oh help me....I'm feeling the squeeeeeze....should I make a run for it?"

 

[scratch'n'peck]

I am under attack from expert photobombers!

Middle hen: Heh, heh... Our human is making fun of the expression on your face for the camera.

Front Hen: What?!? No, he is making fun of YOUR face.

Hen in back thinks: You two are always making that hideous glare.

 

[cluckcluckluke]

Great captions every one!!
Thanks

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[TwoCrows]

I am under attack from expert photobombers!

(Pullet up front whispering) SHHHHH....see the human back there? Well, don't tell him, but he has a GIANT poop trickling down his back from Tillie. She is the one standing on his shoulders. Now, judging from the look on his face, he may have just figured it out. SO....I am OUTTA HERE!!

 

[theoldchick]

(Pullet up front whispering) SHHHHH....see the human back there? Well, don't tell him, but he has a GIANT poop trickling down his back from Tillie. She is the one standing on his shoulders. Now, judging from the look on his face, he may have just figured it out. SO....I am OUTTA HERE!!

Is that what happened?

I thought the hen in the middle jumped on his nards.

 

[TwoCrows]

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