What is this chicken thinking?

[Wishing4Wings]

Watch closely Junior. This is how we stalk our prey. No wimpy dabblers in this family!

 

[theoldchick]

Dang! There's a run in my stocking.

 

[LibRat]

What is Cinco thinking?

As long as we keep driving straight I'm in good shape.

 

[TwoCrows]

What is Cinco thinking?

Steering wheel...check. All gauges...check. Keys in the ignition...check. Seat belt...Seat belt?? Wait...I am not in the seat belt yet? And the pedals...I can't reach them!!! Oh My! I can't wait till I can use my wings to get around...

 

[TwoCrows]

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[CinnamonQueen]

What are Tiwhiri (on the floor) and Po (in the air) thinking?

Tiwhiri: Oh no, Po, she caught us looking at her ads! Run!
Po: (already back in the brooder) Looks like you're alone, pal.

 

[redneck farmer]

WHAT!!??!!? I'm not stashing mealworms for winter.., pshhhh that's crazy I ain't no squirrel..* the old chick looks away an the chicken goes back to taking mealworms out of her chest feathers an burying them*

 

[TwoCrows]

If you don't back off soon, I might show you more than an egg coming out this end...

 

[TwoCrows]

What are Tiwhiri (on the floor) and Po (in the air) thinking?

See Tiwhiri...now I bet you wish YOU had feathers on YOUR feet! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE............

 

[WasACityGal]

This is Little Red Hen reporting for you Live for KBRN from the worm yards of southern sunny California, where it is once again that time of year! The Worm Stomp!! This simple recipe has been handed down for generations since the first egg! Add a few worms, a little water, and stomp, stomp, stomp!! Delicious! What a vintage!!

This is Little Red Hen saying, bottoms up!

Later, on Scoop in the Coop! Ethel claims to have laid a 10 once egg, real or hoax?? Only here on KBRN, your Barnard news!!

Bwahaha! Love it!