What is this chicken thinking?

[sirbuster]

 

[TwoCrows]

When a comb starts a floppin', that is an indication that we chickens need our snuggle blankets. Ahhhhh......

 

[TwoCrows]

Henrietta, how do I get into the "turkey" section of BYC again??...Momma says she posted a picture of us there. Oh Tillie, just scroll down with your beak and "peck" at the section that says "turkeys"! How many times do I have to tell you!!

 

[TwoCrows]

Lunch?? Did someone say lunch?

 

[Gargoyle]

I'm Robin Hood. I steal mealworms from the rich and give to the poor.

 

[theoldchick]

Is my Cloak of Invisibility working?

 

[gryeyes]

Is my Cloak of Invisibility working?

~

 

[CinnamonQueen]

*sigh* I can't believe it. The rooster's gone.

I can't show my beak to the world. It's too painful.

 

[CinnamonQueen]

(front chick) After we're done hacking the iPad, we'll leave behind a big, giant poop as our calling card. OK?
(back chick) Sure! They'll never stop us!! MUAHAHAHA!!

 

[loveourbirds]

BACK YARD CHICKENS!!!!!!! where is the back yard turkey page!!!! WE ARE JUST A SUBHEADING! when are they going to realize we are the larger species? maybe if I poop in this citronella candle it will draw bugs instead of repel them. wouldn't that be a good payback?