What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

I love your black hens!!

Thanks, I love them too!

 

[theoldchick]

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! Wattle slap to the eye. OUCH!

 

[LittleBits]

I just can't BARE to watch...

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Wattles are wonderful multipurpose appendages. Here, I can demonstrate for the camera how a skillful shake of the wattles shoos bugs away from the eyes.

 

[bluedragonfire]

Look! I have a built-in sleep mask!

 

[TwoCrows]

Anybody have any "Wattle Mousse"? This winter wind is atrocious and I can't do a THING with my wattles!

 

[TwoCrows]

Big Sister....put your pantaloons back on!!! You are making me blush and I am a ROOSTER!

 

[bluedragonfire]

You know when you get out of bed and your hair is flat on one side? Well, this is the chicken version.

 

[Reurra]

Whoa, thats quite a wind!!....I kinda feel like Marilyn Monroe...*giggles and blushes*