What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

Gertrude, now this is the life...carpeted perches, all day food service, hens and roosters cleaning up our poopies...*yawn*...wake me when the humans bring the mid morning meal worm snacks.....zzzzzzzzz

 

[WickeeChickee]

Oh God, whose idea was it to mix rum and tequila? Grrrroooooaaaaannnnn.

 

[fishnet1971]

Terooha is about to give a speech...
Attention!!! Attention!!! Everyone gather round...Hurry now!!!

"Look at me, Look at me, Look at me now. You can have fun, but you have to know how..." (Dr. Seuss, Cat in the Hat)

I know a game we can play, said the roo.
It's a game I call, "Pick Up the Poo."
Help these humans that run around here...

Help them I say,
For they are so dear.
Pick up just one...

Just one piece, I say...
Then beg for some worms
And have a great day!

They'll give you a worm
It'll wiggle awhile...

Gobble it down
And the humans will smile.

Those humans are kind
And they work for us hard.
Yes, they are kind...
Why, they made this yard.

We love our humans.

They are ALL dear.
So pick up your poo...
And have no fear!

Yes, you can have fun
While you pick up your poo
You can have fun
Said old Mr. Roo!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

[chirpingcricket]

What is Curly thinking?

 

[chirpingcricket]

What is Gracie thinking?

 

[chirpingcricket]

What is Rocky and the girls thinking?

 

[LittleBits]

LibRat - Looks like Pigpen might have some competition! I just think it's so

that chickens will sleep like this!

 

[LittleBits]

What is Gracie thinking?

Oh my! Look at all these worms over here - whoops! I hope I didn't say that aloud...**looks around to see if anyone else heard her...** Whew! Now I can eat them all myself!

Gracie sure is pretty!

 

[LittleBits]

What is Rocky and the girls thinking?

Hens are singing:
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
One little,
Two little, ♫
Three little worms....
Four little
Five little ♫
Six little worms...
Yummy, Yummy
Yum, Yum
Yum, Yum, Ya-um...
Ten little worms for us!
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫

Rocky is thinking: Just let me get through the rest of this day...

 

[TwoCrows]

What is Gracie thinking?

Hmmm....I wonder if my "flaring bustle" is as large "Big Sister's"!