What is this chicken thinking?

[galanie]

You're doing it wrong! No, you are!

 

[LibRat]

Wilma the Barred Rock.................

My mom has a picture of me exactly like that no shirt and all except I was wearing cowboy boots and my hen was a RIR named Bonnie. Bonnie ended up with the watermelon too lol

 

[chirpingcricket]

Wilma the Barred Rock.................

Listen here, Kiddo, drop the watermelon and nobody gets hurt!!!!! You see these black and white stripes I'm wearing? I'm not afraid of doing time...Now Give me That Watermelon, RIGHT NOW!!!

 

[redneck farmer]

Wilma the Barred Rock.................

Chicken thinking: "just give me a pice of that watermelon an ill lay an egg for you!" Kid thinking: there's no way I'm sharing this watermelon with that chicken... I don't even like eggs!!!

 

[Euarto Gullible]

 

[The Bantam Guy]

Im in the wrong niebourhood

 

[3KillerBs]

I don't care if roosters prefer blondes. I am not bleaching my feathers.

 

[wildrooster1]

My friends always say, 'You gotta stand up for yourself! Or they'll step all over you!' She wasn't kidding!

what was i thinking

 

[BinaryChicken]

"Since when was this a Two-Way road?"

 

[TwoCrows]

(black chicken) Where AM I? Land of the Large Golden Chickens?? Geez...I really should have listened to my mommy and ate my Wheaties...