What is this chicken thinking?

[Special news report music]

El General: "El General, Poultry Sports Network, live here in Lushgreensville, home of the biggest marathon put on by our poultry citizens. Next to me is Coo Coo who is a contestant in the One Egg per Leg marathon. This marathon goes through the winter so you can see how difficult it really is for the contestants. Tell me Coo Coo, what is your training regimen?"
Coo Coo: "Well, El General, I don't sit on any eggs. Not a single one. I can't go broody!  I take frequent dust baths to prevent mites and eat plenty of oyster shell. It's a difficult marathon but I think I can do it."
El General: "There you have it folks. Dust baths, oyster shells, and not going broody. El General with Poultry Sports Network, back to you Foghorn Leghorn."


Heh that's great. And that is exactly right. She never has gone broody.
 

Hey!...Do you mind getting your dirty feet off my dinner plate!


Waiter....this is NOT what I ordered!! Hmmm....I think there is a fly in my soup....
 
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What is my killer chicken thinking today?
 

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