What is this chicken thinking?

[roohugger]

Upon returning from the spa to have their legs waxed and beaks polished:
Red chicken," Why cant you walk properly?"
White chicken," The leg wax included a free "brazilian". I didnt know what it was, but it sounded good"
Red chicken," You girls now know a brazialian isn't a drink right?"

 

[theoldchick]

(Finally it posted)

I promise not to do it again.

 

[redneck farmer]

(Finally it posted)

Wait what?!!! Sentanced for LIFE! I was just born yesterday what could I have done!?

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[RedneckGurl]

Quote:
All I've got to say is....Someone is going to die -- very soon!

 

[MEMama3]

I'm reformed!

 

[BinaryChicken]

Isn't there calcium in human nails???? My egg shells need some strengthening.... Calcium here might help.

Is that an actual question?

 

[BinaryChicken]

"... I said I wanted to be the Wolf, not Little Red Riding hood!"

 

[chirpingcricket]

(Finally it posted)

Sigh....All that work to get out of one prison shell.... just to stand up, dry out and shake off and then...... Wham...... into another prison cell.....somebody, you gotta tell me....what's the meaning of life?
(Background music.....Nobody knows.....the trouble I've seen....Nobody knows.....my sorrow.....)
Chirp.

 

[MEMama3]

Sigh....All that work to get out of one prison shell.... just to stand up, dry out and shake off and then...... Wham...... into another prison cell.....somebody, you gotta tell me....what's the meaning of life?
(Background music.....Nobody knows.....the trouble I've seen....Nobody knows.....my sorrow.....)
Chirp.

Not sure the meaning of life, but I know the answer to all life's questions is 42.