What is this chicken thinking?

[MEMama3]

 

[3KillerBs]

Quote:
I don't care if you're bigger than I am, this is My bowl, this is My sweetcorn, and I get to eat the earworm.


(Which is actually her attitude -- she's half the size of the others but doesn't take any guff).

 

[LibRat]

Lord help me if the boys ever see this....Pigpen! Help!!!!!!

 

[fishnet1971]

Originally Posted by Sjisty


Upon returning from the spa to have their legs waxed and beaks polished:
Red chicken," Why cant you walk properly?"
White chicken," The leg wax included a free "brazilian". I didnt know what it was, but it sounded good"
Red chicken," You girls now know a brazialian isn't a drink right?"

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[3chickchicks]

While having a good laugh at her expense, Priscilla's owners were unaware of her plans for their demise.

 

[fishnet1971]

The wig is on 'Bird.. my big guy...

 

[3chickchicks]

As she studied the bracing of her coop, never in a million years did Fifi think she'd use her master's in engineering.

 

[3chickchicks]

Teenagers...
White: "He's looking at me!"
Red: "No, he's looking at me!"
Buff: "No, he's looking at me!"

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Although my masters is in engineering, interior design has become my passion. Now that I have completed the nest box project, I want to color coordinate the pop door for some real panache.

 

[TwoCrows]

HUMPH!....The hens had a party last night....*sigh*....The things I have to do to be Peaches' main man....OMG I hope the other roosters don't see me like this....*sigh*