What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Looks like Sweet Pea is late for her own wedding.

 

[theoldchick]

Cockerel: Run, girls, run! The wife just arrived!

 

[StelleKitten]

 

[theoldchick]

Do you have any toilet paper?

 

[chicken farmer]

(hen on right) Pearl, did you hear?
(hen on left) Hear what?
(hen on right) I heard Gertrude telling Tillie about how the farmer took Lucy's eggs and he cooked and ate them!!
(hen on left) *gasp* Oh NO!
(hen on right) Yes! AND, I just heard from Darla that the farmer not only eats our eggs but he eats us TOO!!
(hen of left) OH...the HORROR!!
(hen on right) Pearl, we need to lay off the grower feed....maybe if we stay thin he won't EAT US!!!!
(hen on left) Right, right, right...no more treats! No more scratch! Oh, how will I ever sleep!!!

I really loved it awesome!!!

 

[chicken farmer]

 

[artsyrobin]

a set for you...Buffy and baby

 

[theoldchick]

No, my leg is not broken. I'm double jointed.

 

[scratch'n'peck]

a set for you...Buffy and baby

Oh, Mommy you are so pretty. What big bright eyes you have...



...so shiny... must peck.

Buffy: Ouch, that's a powerful peck. I'm so proud, I know you will be at the top of the pecking order some day.

 

[3chickchicks]

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