What is this chicken thinking?

[chirpingcricket]

Look Ma! No hands, err, hand...

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

drive! the cops are behind us!

More like Animal Control is behind us. But either way, STEP ON IT!

 

[Sjisty]

When I itches, I scratches!

 

[chirpingcricket]

I found the snooze button!

 

[sumi]

Quote:

(https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/...ll-detatched-shipped-eggs/21410#post_12061773 post 21420, for those who are wondering what he's talking about)

Oh my heck, I actually forgot about that "seniors" one lol. Must be getting old...

 

[Reurra]

"I love to stomp my feet in the Mississippi mud!!"

 

[theoldchick]

 

[LittleBits]

Oh man...what did I step in now? Gross!

 

[LittleBits]

Who me? No, of course I'm not saving my food in my cheeks. I would NEVER do that - it rots your teeth! Whadda mean I don't have teeth?

**To self:*** This sure will taste good for a midnight snack...

 

[fishnet1971]

"dang new panties... keep giving me a wedgie!!!!!!!!!!!!! must pick it without getting noticed!"