What is this chicken thinking?

[TommyDaDelaware]

went home 2 days, and this is what I come back with:

 

[Veer67]

What is Mellow thinking?

 

[Nutcase]

What is Mellow thinking?

Can someone turn this stove top on? I fancy some scrambled eggs.

 

[theoldchick]

What is Mellow thinking?

This new automatic chicken washer is great!

 

[theoldchick]

Hey Babes! Check out my new ride!









Pssst, Penny, tonight we go for a ride.








Oh, heck, where did I put the keys?



Hey! Anybody seen my keys?




Maybe I put them over here.








Hey! Anybody seen my keys?

 

[Reurra]

Oh man...that kegger last night with the rooster...I should have never agreed to take the Farmers tractor for a spin....Did I hit the cat...or did I dream that?....I hope I wasnt dreaming....



Hey! Look what I can do!! *La dee dah, flappin my wattles, lah dee dah!*



Uh oh......I think my rooster sense is tingling....or its last night's dinner....



Yep! Those enchiladas are definitely making a house call!!



Whoa!!! Taco Night seemed like such a great idea at the time!!!



Um...Ladies.....Dont come over here.....for the next.......fifteen years!!

 

[Reurra]

Quote:
Best. Caption. Ever!

I almost died laughing....Almost died!!

 

[theoldchick]

Laugh your guts out. I had a brother who could never find his keys. Or his sunglasses which were usually on his head. And the keys were in his pocket.

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

Best. Caption. Ever!

I almost died laughing....Almost died!!

I have a HUGE Buff Orpington (Honey) who LOVES to preen. And she gets her whole head inside her breast feathers and just digs around in there and my husband always says, Honey lost her keys again.

 

[narwhal master]

lol