What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

Shade, the cat. Pepper, first chicken. Luna second chicken. What are they thinking?

(Luna) Pepper, I think I know why they call that cat Shade. Look at him...he just looks "shadey" trying to get his paws in here!

 

[Brandi Leigh]

Some of these are too funny.

 

[One Chick Two]

What are OEGB Sir Banty and the Tiny sisters thinking?
In my view, here's how it went down:

Tiny: Welcome to Roo Wash. Would you prefer the Budget or our Deluxe service?
Sir Banty: I need a tune up badly- How about you give me the works?

Tiny: All right- Flip the switch. Start your motor.
Sir Banty: VRRRRRRRRR…

After wash, the Tiny sisters squeegee, paying special attention to side detailing.

Tiny inspects turn signals and rudder feathers are functioning. Check.

Leaky exhaust pipe… uh… check.

Emergency Mud removal pedicure from tires. Check.

Detangling blonde hackle mane, Check. Sex appeal nearly restored.

Tiny: Zipping feathers. Service nearly completed.

Final buffing of saddle feathers.

Banty: Good job peasants.

Tiny: Start your vehicle. Everything seems to be in good running order.

Sir Banty: I'm too sexy for my roost… too sexy for my roost… Check.

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

What are OEGB Sir Banty and the Tiny sisters thinking?
In my view, here's how it went down:

Tiny: Welcome to Roo Wash. Would you prefer the Budget or our Deluxe service?
Sir Banty: I need a tune up badly- How about you give me the works?

Tiny: All right- Flip the switch. Start your motor.
Sir Banty: VRRRRRRRRR…

After wash, the Tiny sisters squeegee, paying special attention to side detailing.

Tiny inspects turn signals and rudder feathers are functioning. Check.

Leaky exhaust pipe… uh… check.

Emergency Mud removal pedicure from tires. Check.

Detangling blonde hackle mane, Check. Sex appeal nearly restored.

Tiny: Zipping feathers. Service nearly completed.

Final buffing of saddle feathers.

Banty: Good job peasants.

Tiny: Start your vehicle. Everything seems to be in good running order.

Sir Banty: I'm too sexy for my roost… too sexy for my roost… Check.

Blah, Ha Ha Ha. I really can't touch that one. That's good.

I was thinking more along the lines of "Hey Rooster, with your big spurs, dig us out a nice big dust bathing hole and get the dirt all soft and perfect so we gals can get in there!"

 

[Teila]

Shade, the cat. Pepper, first chicken. Luna second chicken. What are they thinking?

Luna to Pepper "I have heard they taste like chicken!"

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

What are OEGB Sir Banty and the Tiny sisters thinking?
In my view, here's how it went down:


Tiny: Careful, Sir Banty, you are about to stab yourself in the place where the sun don't shine.

 

[TwoCrows]

Now listen here...I OWN this bag. Do you understand?! Put your hand in this bag, and lose it!