What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

You know, if The Old Chick would just provide us with some Clown Shoes, I wouldn't have to clean my own feet! Geez!

 

[Chook-Girl]

Fred! Areyou in there Fred!

 

[cheeka]

Brutus...

 

[Suzie]

Open the box....please open the box...bet it is full of our clown shoes in time for Christmas! Ooops....in my excitement I did a tiny poop..

 

[chicksurreal]

Fred! Areyou in there Fred!

 

[TwoCrows]

Brutus...

I will show this rooster sign who roosts higher....I DO!

They put me in charge of the "Rooster Games" this year....I am hosting this years "Giant Slalom"!

 

[Chickens R Us]

Brutus...

I'm top Rooster around here and don't forget it!!

 

[LittleBits]

What is Ellie thinking?

"Whatever you say that I did, I didn't do it, or just maybe I did, but I didn't think I would do it, so maybe I did it and didn't know it, then again, perhaps it was the other way around and you said I didn't do it but I did it and if I think I maybe did it, I probably did, so if you think you can blame me for what I did or didn't do, well, you got another thing comin', so just try to stare me down and get the truth outa me, but I still say I didn't do it so if you say again that I did do it, then just maybe I did but if I say I did, then maybe I didn't...."

To self: If that doesn't confuse her, then nothin' will.

 

[chicksurreal]

"Whatever you say that I did, I didn't do it, or just maybe I did, but I didn't think I would do it, so maybe I did it and didn't know it, then again, perhaps it was the other way around and you said I didn't do it but I did it and if I think I maybe did it, I probably did, so if you think you can blame me for what I did or didn't do, well, you got another thing comin', so just try to stare me down and get the truth outa me, but I still say I didn't do it so if you say again that I did do it, then just maybe I did but if I say I did, then maybe I didn't...."

To self: If that doesn't confuse her, then nothin' will.

 

[Bluebee]

I'm so flexible, I can touch my head to my foot! Ha!