What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

"Remember kids, always stretch before playing around."

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

(Right to left)

"Why are you so wet?"
"I tripped on one of mom's eggs."

 

[TwoCrows]

....and this is me playing dead....(as TheOldChick looks on in horror...)

 

[TwoCrows]

 

[TwoCrows]

 

[TwoCrows]

Nope....no pasty butt here!

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

"Oh the light, the blinding light!"

 

[theoldchick]

This is my ray of sun.