What is this chicken thinking?

[Mr MKK FARMS]

"The phone rang half an hour ago? Okay, I will get right on it!"

 

[theoldchick]

Come on, Mr. Hawk. A little closer and I'm putting you in mah belly!

 

[theoldchick]

Ach! My bustle is feelin' a little tight these days.

 

[theoldchick]

Tired of poor cell phone reception, Ma Farmer resorts to the chicken grapevine to keep up with the local news.

"And it only costs me a little bit of scratch!" she proudly proclaims.

 

[tantricdragon13]

Tired of poor cell phone reception, Ma Farmer resorts to the chicken grapevine to keep up with the local news.

"And it only costs me a little bit of scratch!" she proudly proclaims.

 

[Suzie]

What does Peaches the 'Sumo' chicken think.... She so reminds me of the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.....LOL!!!!!

Peaches becomes famous as the new "Terminator"....she will chew you up and spit you out in bubbles if you annoy her...she is out and looking for the perpetrator of the infamous Dave Leghorn murder mystery....no stones will be un-turned in her investigations.....watch this space...

 

[Suzie]

Muddy Waters is singing in the bathtub this evening....

This chicken does not seem to understand that she is in boot camp.....

 

[Reurra]

Roaaaar!! Rooooooaaaaarrrr!!!
Run you tiny humans!! Fear me!!!

Im trying out for the new 'Zilla movie

 

[Reurra]

Originally Posted by cheeka


I got it from a very reliable source!

I heard it from Gurdy, who heard it from Mildred, who knows Doris, who often goes to Mergies for feather curling, who happens to be neighbors to Louis, who swears she saw Fanny bleaching her feathers white!

Can you believe that?!

Shocking!!

Shes actually a brown leghorn!!

Wait till the farmer hears this!

 

[Ciqala]