What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

What is she thinking?

"Ok, 1, 2, 3, kick. Whoops, I was a little slow on that one."

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

"What do you mean you can see me? This is camouflage right?"

 

[Sylviaanne]

Here's mine... What is Cake the Chicken thinking?

"Well, when I went to the beauty parlor they said I didn't have any hair on my head so they worked on the feathers on my neck. Didn't it turn out lovely?"

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Oh, no. Another bill collector."

"Did you see that?! Did you?! It was a flying saucer! Aliens are here! I want to meet an Alien!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

What was she thinking?

My son says she's thinking: "Ooooo, comfy couch!"

"Barbie! You are not a baby anymore and you are the same size as me. What do you think you are doing?"

 

[Sylviaanne]

"How did he get those tail feathers to grow so long?"

 

[Sylviaanne]

Hey, what's everybody doin' over there?

"Just taking my morning jog."

 

[Sylviaanne]

"I know there are bugs here some where."

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Sob, sob. How did I get in the briar patch?"

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Aaaaaah! Bright light! Bright light! Cold! Cold! I wanna go back! I wanna go back!"