What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

"If that rooster thinks he can take my place, he's got another think coming. He doesn't even move, how's he gonna fight me?!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

Chicken TV!! it's raining hard and my drenched chickens decided to come dry off on the front porch and stare in window at me chasing kids around the house! ... dont mind the kid finger prints on the windows... impossible to keep clean when it's at their level!

"Helloooo! We just came for dinner." "Betsy! Make sure they understand we didn't come to be dinner!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Dang it! I can't hide anywhere she can't find me!"

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Hey! Hey! What is that?" "I don't know. I heard them call it a 'shoe.'" "Really? What is it for?" "As best as I can tell, they use it to throw at the dogs." "Ohhhhh."

 

[theoldchick]

So that's what happens when a rooster crosses the road.

 

[theoldchick]

Who lives in this dorm room? A pig?

 

[theoldchick]

I only use Dapper Dan's Feather Mouse. The hens love it!

 

[theoldchick]

I wanted corn for breakfast, not flowers.

 

[theoldchick]

I love my new Jenny Craig Crop Bra! I can finally flap my wings withoug jiggling!

 

[theoldchick]

Rowdy Girl Red practices her hypnosis skill on humans.

"They have no memory of what I make them do," Rowdy Girl proudly exclaims. "Watch me make this one massage my feet."