Top hen: Think if I feign an injury like a Killdee I can draw them away from the eggs? Bottom: Nah, just sit firm AFTER you sharpen your beak for the attack peck and scream. The cock will come running and do a good flogging!!
We need a new yoga mat!Yoga time
Mir: Make her go away! Make her go away!
Mir (bottom) will not lay her daily egg without Ella by her side(top).What are they thinking?
No, I'm not drunk! Why do you think I'm drunk?
Egg? What egg? Who has eggs? Ain't no eggs here!
Excuse me??
Oh my! That pullet is so ugly she made my toe curl. Don't look at her!
