What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Alright, children. Everyone find your partners, we are going to cross the road now.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Like father, like son.

If you touch my pet popcorn, I will peck you! (pet rock, ya know?)
How do you expect me to do a hand stand with no hands and this comb on my head?!!

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[Sylviaanne]

Well, I didn't really have a choice. When they get that little box in their hands, they chase me all over the yard until I stand still.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Grasshopper? Grasshopper?

Grasshopper!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Well, you are NOT me and I'm not going to shave my beard off!

 

[fishnet1971]

 

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

"What do you mean my birthday was yesterday?!"

 

[Suzierd]

Don't even think about it.

 

[ILoveChickens01]

This grass really does taste good....