What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

"Yes, it's good!"
Nudge, nudge, "Let me have some!"

 

[Frindizzle]

Look at me!

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Hey, don't tease me because my head looks oddly large compared to the rest of my body. I have a big beak and I am not afraid to use it on name callers.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Darn wind! I just had my feathers styled!

 

[NewtownChick]

I'm ready for my close up now, Mr. DeMille...

 

[TherryChicken]

Those are not all duck eggs, right?

yes all duck

 

[Sylviaanne]

Are we going to go or not?!!

 

[Frindizzle]

Hey! Wheres the duck that did my hair?

Dude, take off your wig.

 

[Frindizzle]

Groom time!

Caption?

Hey, look, I have a worm on me.

What is this chicken thinking?

Good gracious, I am trying to sleep here!

 

[Frindizzle]

What does Sunni think of her new diaper?

I am a chicken. Where is that dirt?