What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

I am the star!!!
You can have it!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Oh, shoot!!! I'm caught in the greenhouse!! How do I get out before they see me?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Want to see the human jump?
Squat lower, lower and then leap up and flap your wings! Hahaha

 

[Sylviaanne]

I thought there were worms in there. It's not my fault, that's the kind of dirt worms like!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Ok, this is how it goes. You stand still and we walk around you. Then we rate you on your stance, comb, colors and ability to take criticism.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Must...push...harder!! I know I can open this gate!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Oooooo!! I can hear her heartbeat!

 

[Sylviaanne]

YOU BETTER BE SORRY!! Eggs come when they come!
(follows post #18502, page 1851)

 

[Sylviaanne]

IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Darn chicken doesn't think I know she's sneaking up on me!