What is this chicken thinking?

[Amykins]

"My hoomin said these were crocs...and the tee-vees says crocs eat chickens! I got my eye on you, bub."

 

[theoldchick]

What is this 5 month old cockrel thinking?

These rocks make great foot warmers.

 

[Eepster]

What is this chicken thinking?

 

[earlyredrooster]

What is this chicken thinking?

Hey, what's the axe for?!

 

[earlyredrooster]

What is this 5 month old cockrel thinking?

Don't talk to me until you get my meal worms.

 

[TamingMaster]

What is this chicken thinking?

"Ohhh, what do you have there?"
"I hope it's food...."

 

[TamingMaster]

Could you caption my Guinea Pig, Precious?

 

[earlyredrooster]

Could you caption my Guinea Pig, Precious?

I'm cute but that is just a disguise. I am really just looking for some electric cords to chew to pieces.

 

[bluebirdnanny]

OK ready, on the count of three.... I'll peck the human toes and you fly up and knock the feed bucket out of their hand. While you're at it grab that thing that flashes and dunk it in horse trough!

 

[bluebirdnanny]

You want to keep that fingernail? Do you, huh? Well get that finger away from me or I'll RIP THAT NAIL right out of that finger! Keep it up... I'll prove I can!