What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Mom, can we go swimming? Mom, can we go swimming. MOM! Can we go swimming?

 

[applebutter14]

 

[scratch'n'peck]

Why is someone in michigan doing Cockney rhyming slang!!?

I don't know, I actually have a greater affinity for the Cornish.

The gnome, who happens to be Cornish is thinking, "Giss on, you!"

But really, I suppose I've heard rhyming Cockney slang in movies, and I spend too much time looking things up on the internet.

 

[Nutcase]

Though willing to try the half-caf with coconut creamer, Maggie found it lacked the zip of her regular French press Costa Rican roast with just a touch of mocha...

Really? Decaf? And you expect a double yolker!

 

[earlyredrooster]

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I am your mother! Get out now! I don't care if you're a duck! I'm a chicken and can't swim!

 

[Gargoyle]

What is Tessa thinking?

 

[Malibu99]

Mir went to the avian vet today. What is she thinking?

 

[earlyredrooster]

What is Tessa thinking?

Tell that no good rooster of mine he can sleep with the fryers tonight for all I care, and mossy too!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

What is Tessa thinking?

I'm cold. Get away before I kill you!