What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

I am so blasted tired. Where do they get all that energy. It's like the water recharges them.

 

[Sylviaanne]

You girls better get over here and get some before I eat it all!

Hiemlich! Heimlich! Who knows how to do the Heimlich maneuver?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Not many humans like to kiss their chickens on their backs. At least I smell good, I had my dust bath today.

 

[Sylviaanne]

#1 chick: YOU ARE NOT SANTA!!!
2nd chick: Mom! This guy is trying to trick us!

 

[Sylviaanne]

I am the protector of this flock! (You guys stay back there.) Extend your hand and I will bite it!

 

[Sylviaanne]

OH! OH! Catch it! Catch it! Don't let it get away! Somebody CATCH it!

 

[Sylviaanne]

WILL SOMEBODY PLEEEASE TURN THE LIGHT OFF!

You're not doing it right. Here let me do it.

 

[Sylviaanne]

The SLW in the pot is Henny Penny. The BR on the edge is the boss hen, Henrietta. The pot is Henrietta's favorite dusting spot. She is not a kind chicken, and Henny Penny happens to be a spring chicken.

I CAUGHT YOU!!! I knew someone was using my planter! Get out! Get out! GET OUT!

 

[Sylviaanne]

That's just great! How do you expect ME to get a drink?

 

[Papas Chickens]

Who asked you shorty

STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!!