What is this chicken thinking?

[TherryChicken]

 

[chicksurreal]

Hephaestus is in his first molt and lost his last glorious tail feather today. Wonder what he's thinking...

 

[3chickchicks]

Have you ever been so angry that you head butted the ground?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Why yes, I am IMPORTANT. I wear the red bracelet.

Just wondering: how do you get those off when they are getting too small? Thanks.

 

[theoldchick]

Hephaestus is in his first molt and lost his last glorious tail feather today. Wonder what he's thinking...

Tail or no tail, I can still flog you.

 

[theoldchick]

That's right. I have a bill. I can fly and I can swim. Eat your heart out chickens!

 

[Sylviaanne]

So refreshing on a hot summer day.

HOW DO I GET OUT?!! HOW DO I GET OUT?!!
Where are the steps? There's no steps! HELP!!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Could you caption my Cockatiel, Chilli Peppers?

HEY! I NEED TO WASH MY FACE!
Oh, yes, a baby wipe will do just fine.

 

[FourteenChicks]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/content/type/61/id/6565270/
'Ever feel like the wife keeps you up at night with all her snoring?'

 

[enola]

Just wondering: how do you get those off when they are getting too small? Thanks.

A small pair of wire cutters or a pair of toenail clippers work just fine.