What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Everybody hunker down, make room, make room!
We need more chickens here! We have only 2 days to practice this!
Don't you WANT to be in the Guinness Book of World Records?

 

[Sylviaanne]

You're kidding, right? I never heard of a homing chicken!

 

[Sylviaanne]

(chicks singing) Two little birdies sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g....
(rooster shouts) YOU KIDS GET OUT OF HERE!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Rooster: Come on over here, honey. The wife's asleep and an earthquake wouldn't wake her.

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is my baby goose thinking?

I know she wants to be close to me but I wish she would move her arm, my hinny is getting cold.

 

[Sylviaanne]

What?! No, that skinny, pale leg isn't mine!

 

[Sylviaanne]

(disclaimer- I didn't take this picture, it's not my chicken, and I wasn't there

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Hehehehe, this tickles! More, more!

 

[Sylviaanne]

This is just awful!!! I took a bath, got all dried off and then sat in water making my butt look flat!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Someone pooped all over the seat of this chair? Where? I just don't see it.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Ok, Gina has dipped her beak in the ink, how big did you want this tattoo?