What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Yes! I do have a feather in my mouth and what do you care about it?!

 

[Sylviaanne]

That's a long ways down. Will someone get me a safety net?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Look, when you are bloated, you are bloated. I can't do anything about it.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Ok, buster! You take one more step and you will have the fury of wings and talons unleashed upon you!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Oh-ohhhh, stop rocking the water! I'm gonna barf!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is my new chicken thinking? She's 12 weeks and I got her today!

Ok, look Alien. Just take me back home and there will be no problems.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Tina is taking point. Goldie and Terooha are right behind her, then Tessa, and Mossy is scouting out the rear flank. Or maybe she's slyly tracking them? What are they thinking?

Terooha: Tina, are you sure you are not lost?
Goldie: Shhh, dear. You don't want to distract her.
Tessa: Mossy! Come on before you get left behind!
Mossy: Don't worry about me. I have some business to take care of.
Tina to self: I don't remember the path taking a left turn here.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Hephaestus and Elvira - It's true love... What are they thinking?

Hephaestus, I'm sure it's this way.
No, dear. Trust me, I've been this way once and I know it's this way.

 

[Sylviaanne]

And we have Buff in the lead, with Red a close second and Brownie trailing behind. Looks like our winner is going to be Buff by a tail!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Kids these days got it so easy! I tell you I used to have to walk 10 miles in the snow just to get back to the coop at night!