What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

Happy Halloween EVERYONE!

It is a Happy Halloween! We finally caught The Great Pumpkin!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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As soon as you let go of my beak you're getting pecked!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Just going to get the Sunday morning paper in my onesie pajamas, it's great to live out in the country where nobody sees how you are dressed..

 

[Kelsie2290]

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BAWWWK WHAT AM I THINKING, CAPTIONS PLEASE.

Would somebody please call the Fire Department for me, I'm pretty sure they'll also rescue chickens stuck in trees.

 

[Frindizzle]

Oh yeah, Ill ACE the skating test!

 

[sunflour]

Hmmm I wonder if they notice if I crap on the seat?

 

[sunflour]

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, What do my tonsils look like? Do you think I have strep?

 

[sunflour]

Happy Halloween EVERYONE!

Hey, where's that delivery guy? These were supposed to be roasted!

 

[sunflour]

I'm gonna hang eight!

 

[Suzie]

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Pulling hens teeth is a fine art... Doctor Dirtfinger demonstrates the final results after the extraction....