What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[Kelsie2290]

When stalking the shy wild elusive toasted bread, it is best to attack it from above so it doesn't see you coming.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Another stand in the corner time out again, that's the last time I crow today.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I'm having my portrait painted in imitation of the 17th century French style kings. Louis the XIV eat your heart out.

 

[Suzie]

Latest fashion Autumn colours are here....coat being modeled by the handsome Chanel House model " Roo Roo....

 

[Wishing4Wings]

What is this chicken thinking?

Darn, I lost my tail and one of my legs. I didn't think being a zombie for Halloween would be so hard.

What is this chicken thinking?

Yeesss! Look at this awesome tail I just found! Hey look! Is that a leg over there? Cool! Don't you love Halloween?!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Next time you can go to a beautician to get your eyebrows professionally plucked.

 

[sunflour]

What is this chicken thinking?

Move along fella, this is my coop! Find your own fillies!

 

[sunflour]

Hen whispers " Are you Little Richard? Can I get an autograph?"

 

[sunflour]

I don't have pink eye, not contagious….ahhh, It's dry eyes.