What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

DANG!!! Turn the flash off!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

OH!!! Sorry! Guess I need glasses.

 

[Sylviaanne]

COME BACK HERE!!! When I get my beak and talons on you, you will be sorry!!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Please, remind me not to walk under the deer when they are skinning it!

 

[Sylviaanne]

I do see something in your eye but I can't use a tissue so I can't get it out.

 

[Sylviaanne]

No, not a costume. I just drank too much pumpkin wine, that's why my eyes are red and then I threw it up all over me, that's why my skin is orange.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yes! Yes! I am into Scrapbooking! The more, the better! More! More!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

Ohhhhh, those phantom leg and tail pains!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

You want to fight?

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

This wind is just stretching my tail feathers into strings!