What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Don't listen to your husband! You don't have chicken legs! I would know if you did and you don't!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Hic. Hic. Snort. ZZzzz
Watch this. I'm gonna sneak up and scare the tar out of him!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I'll close my eyes and pretend I'm not a frizzle!
Is that close enough for ya?

 

[Sylviaanne]

Hey, hey, Red! Come out and play!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Loud whisper: I wish you had told me your ex was going to be at your school reunion!

 

[BantamLover55]

Rooster: "Talk about pesky neigh-bors!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Ladies, please!! I can read a map all by myself, not that I need one.

 

[Sylviaanne]

"Here chickie, chickie, chickie?" Does she really think we are going to fall for that one again? Last time she forced us to swallow that awful goats de-wormer!

 

[Kelsie2290]

This is the last time I volunteer to be a Hand Puppet.

 

[Sylviaanne]

No, black hens don't get over heated in the sunlight! We do have sense enough to go into the shade when we get hot!