What is this chicken thinking?

[Suzie]

OMG...get this thing outta me ...feels like I am laying a goose egg..! Yes...by all means ...pull this egg out with a John Deere tractor if you wish....

 

[Kelsie2290]

Yes, dear. Right away, dear. Yes, dear .... Talk about being hen-pecked, one pullet was bad enough, then they had to go and get me a whole harem of hens..

 

[Kelsie2290]

Nag Nag Nag, Life was so much simpler when I lived in the bachelor pen.

 

[Kelsie2290]

NOBODY ELSE IS GETTING CREDIT FOR MY EGG!!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Come on Henrietta, move over! You know it's one nest box for every four or five hens, there's room for at least three more of us in there.

 

[Sylviaanne]

I heard that! Who farted?

 

[Kelsie2290]

We just joined a Macramé class! Just wait and see what we're making you for Christmas!

 

[Kelsie2290]

You asked how fast we could spread out one bale of hay.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Nothing runs like a John Deere!

Look! Mama got a new roost!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chick thinking?
He's leaning on me!
Hey! I didn't eat your dinner! Don't lean on me!