What is this chicken thinking?

[Yowza Wowza]

I think its safe, lets get to the feed!

 

[Kelsie2290]

We hope you brought us something to eat besides snow, it just keeps turning into water.

 

[Kelsie2290]

We've decided to start a new Punk Rock Heavy Metal Karaoke band, we'll be calling ourselves Salt N Pepper and we'll be screaming practicing from sun up to sun down like only cockatiels can.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I'm not sure about this new vegetarian diet you have us on, I really miss those mealworms.

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Yes George, you might want to think about seeing a plastic surgeon for some nip n tuck, you are starting to get something of a turkey wattle going there.

 

[TwoCrows]

LOL again!!!!! What is Marshmallow thinking?

(Marshmallow is trying out for the Poultry Diving Team in the Olympics)
"Marshmallow steps out on to the platform....she takes a deep breath and swan dives outward....the crowd is completely silent. And the judges score......10.0
And the crowd roars....!!!!!

 

[TwoCrows]

(rooster) This is for you my dear....I am sorry I was flirting with Henrietta.

 

[TwoCrows]

Whoa!! I think the Old Chick needs new glasses....she said she was going to hang up some spaghetti!

 

[TwoCrows]

What is this chick thinking?
Hmmm....what do we have here?
Lets see...I bet I could go places in this thing!
If I can just (huff puff) get my foot up (gasp) up on this end....
Whew...Ok I am getting in...(squeeze, stuff)...
Wait....wait...I think...I am...

Oh for get it.....

 

[fawkestheman]