What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

(not my picture)

I'm Hungry!

 

[theoldchick]

Me and My Bro!

Yes, I did come before the egg.

 

[theoldchick]

Master Gardner, Cluckette, carefully prunes her herbs. "Too much," she explains, "and the plant may go in shock."

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?
(not my picture)

Just me and my Mini Me!

 

[theoldchick]

Let's see....where did I park my jet?

 

[theoldchick]

Miss LongBeak patrols the yard. "Where's your yard pass?" she exclaims indignantly. "Get back in the house and bring me your yard pass!"

 

[Yowza Wowza]

 

[theoldchick]

I'm pretending to be a golf ball.

 

[TwoCrows]

Uh-oh....I was so busy wolfing down all this grass and I think I just ate my contact lens....!

 

[TwoCrows]

Yes, I am ALL beak! Get any closer and I will show you!!