What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

So close yet so far away, if I had opposable thumbs I'd be eating crickets right now.

 

[Handyhens]

What are they thinking?

 

[Peep a Cheep]

What are they thinking?

::says one to the other:: Great idea to leave the 'egg decoy rocks' in the yard!. Now, let's hide over the, and when the door to the Big Coop opens, we'll sneak inside and steal the meal worms!

 

[TwoCrows]

Hmmm....this looks like a good place to poop.

 

[TwoCrows]

What are they thinking?

Wow, gotta feel sorry for the hen that laid those eggs! Lets get outta here!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

(Rooster looking towards camera says in a snobby and know-it-all voice) Why yes, I do think that Penny is very attractive. And she will never like you because of that awful grey spot on your neck!

(Which then leads to this pic.)
Quote: Hey guys! You know I can hear you right?

*Silence!*

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I want to be a worm!!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

And I thought I was ugly!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

See my neck feathers? That is a result of this!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

I know cuddling is good and all but this is more of suffocation!