What is this chicken thinking?

[sunflour]

Just got my fur stole from Amazon…and they sent the wrong color.

 

[sunflour]

This is my nest, find your own….second replies...no, I found it first.

 

[theoldchick]

That dirt just fell out of the sky and landed on my beak! Sure did! No, I'm not lying.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Hello, What are you doing in the coop?

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What? Are you the one who has been stealing our eggs???
You wait, I'm going to tell Big Bertha! You remember her don't you!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Why yes, I do use Touch Of Gray Mustache & Beard hair color.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Those mealworms aren't going to get out of the bag by themselves.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Look Angel, the last bunch of grass in the entire run, we're chickens, so lets destroy it!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Carl! Are you sneaking around behind my back trying to flirt with the hens?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Psst! Just between us. Am I prettier than her?

I see you brought me no food!

What are we thinking?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Where's the beak cleaning machine?