What is this chicken thinking?

[threescompany]

First picture: Come on Henrietta, just a little peck on the cheek!
Second picture: Why did you wake me up?!? I was having a nice dream!

 

[chiklee]

Okay dog
Here are the rules around here :

I am the head chicken around here :

Mealworms are not for you

Don't cross in to that fence That's my territory

When you dig a big hole in the yard you come see me The grubs are mine

when I come out to play you will not chase me around the yard I am in no mood for exercising every day.


Okay got that!!! any questions ?

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Please, Please let this just be a nightmare, I'm really in the yard with my flock, eating scratch and chasing bugs... Not getting my picture taken in a dress and having it posted all over the internet, the hens will never take me seriously as a studly rooster anymore.

Darn, Still here.

 

[cackleberrycam]

Who will win the balancing contest?

 

[scratch'n'peck]

I was dreaming that I was on my Harley with my bandanna flapping in the wind.

Oh, my bandanna is a chicken diaper. Darn, I will never be accepted into the Hell's Angels looking like this.

What is he dreaming about.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I thought when I asked for a sister, they'd get me a Buckeye Pullet, not a Beagle Puppy?

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Kids, they're nothing but trouble once they hatch.

 

[duluthralphie]

Not sure how this works, but I have to wonder what these two are thinking...

 

[sunflour]

Not sure how this works, but I have to wonder what these two are thinking...

Are we in heaven?

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

Not sure how this works, but I have to wonder what these two are thinking...

Mmmmm, corn stuffed mouse. Is it a holiday? This is my favorite treat!