She's behind me again, isn't she? I just can't get rid of her, the restraining order isn't working. I did not steal her boyfriend, he was just THERE, you know?
Every year I buy a pumpkin for the hens and every year it just rots. But this year for the first time, my hens actually showed an interest in carving it. What is Peaches thinking?
The fake chicken is saying --- who do they think they are invading my patio I am the only one here that's allowed to sit on it --If I could move I would show them a thing or two,