What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

After a long day of modeling the latest hen saddle fashions, Henrietta was too tired to even get a drink of water.

 

[TwoCrows]

Gimme a kiss baby....

 

[TwoCrows]

Darn wattles...I can't even see my hot dog!!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Where do you think you are going dressed like that young lady! You go right back to your coop and change clothes to something less flashy and take off that makeup! Geez, the pullets today, no sense of decency!

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen on far left) Alright ladies....time for our morning exercises!! Ok...who will go first on the balance beam?!

 

[TwoCrows]

Listen up Peacock, I am the fairest of them all...now beat it!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Duh duh duh batman! Duh duh duh batman!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking?

The new Non-Crowing Rooster Model! These handsome headless hombres give you all the benefits of owning a rooster and yet won't annoy the neighbors!

 

[Kelsie2290]

What is this chicken thinking?

Don't you know it is impolite to watch a lady as she bathes!!!

 

[birdman55]

I can see you can you see me....NOPE