What is this chicken thinking?

[RoosterCogburn7]

What is this chicken thinking?

OH my gosh, Cynthia, you are going to the Nutcracker too! You would not believe what Beth said, she said-hang on, I have another call coming in? Hello! What? Really?!....

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Weren't you girls listening to the song? You're supposed to be "Under the boardwalk, boardwalk!"

 

[RoosterCogburn7]

I say! I say, son! This ain't no free ride here!

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

Do you think I'll be Miss December or Miss January?

 

[TheSpiceGirls]

Hi. My name is Goldilocks. I'm the cutest chicken in the world. Do you have treats? I'd love some treats. My owner always brings me treats. Did I mention, my name is Goldilocks?

 

[RoosterCogburn7]

"Dude, you need a breath mint. Seriously."

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

gotta remember to put a nutcracker on my Christmas list.

 

[Kelsie2290]

...

oops, I accidentally put on my Halloween Devil horns instead of my Santa hat and beard.

 

[chicksurreal]

What's Esmerelda thinking?

 

[Americano Blue]

What's Esmerelda thinking?

"I see the eggs in your pocket....i want them back."