What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

Dear Diary. I thought about not sleeping in today, but then I changed my mind.

 

[Kelsie2290]

My name is Steve, why do you keep calling me Chuck Roast?

 

[Kelsie2290]

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Oops, I almost forgot my 8:32am crow.

 

[Kelsie2290]

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In a rare case of alien unabduction, groups of Rhode Island Red pullets were left scattered across the landscape.

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Is that thing on?

Hey, just between us, Mary over there laying down, is laying on poop!

 

[kikiruru]

Shrimp you said? Oh ya? Well do I look bigger now?

 

[kikiruru]

Shrimp you said? Oh ya? Well do I look bigger now?

 

[RoosterCogburn7]

Caption?

Dude, who Homer Simpsoned your neck?

 

[kikiruru]

He may be smiling now, but wait til he sees what I left on his other shoulder! Hehehehe.....

 

[RoosterCogburn7]

Granola? What do I look like, a hippie?